The Guardians telling Jack the vast number of ships that he’s involved and Jack not knowing if it’s a good or bad thing.
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
#can we please appreciate how badass tooth looks in this scene? #this goes out to all the people who thought that she was a lame character because she ‘doesn’t have any weapons’ #wanna mess with her? #don’t think so #the tooth fairy is gonna fuck you up and slit your throat open with her wings #damn
I will never get over this…
